Victoria Beckhams Big Implants

Victoria Beckham definitely has breast implants.  After all, how could such a tiny, otherwise very skinny woman, maintain such an ample bosom while keeping the rest of her frame extremely whittled down?  I’m not sure exactly when “Posh” spice got her implants in, but I do recall seeing topless photos of her and her hubbie (the delicious David Beckham) sunbathing a long time ago, we’re talking before she popped three kids out. 

Let me tell you, not only was Victoria much “healthier” looking – still thin, but not rail, bone thin as she is now, and she definitely had natural boobs, which you could tell were natural because they hung as natural breasts do.  Now, Victoria has sadly decided to get implants that are a little too obvious, and push them up all the time in push up bras so they look ridiculously obvious that they are indeed breast implants. 

In fact, a picture of her I recently saw on my favorite gossip site, PerezHilton.com, showed Victoria leaving the house in a black tight turtle neck with apparently no bra on, and yet, there were her melon-like breast implants, not moving anywhere!  And, of course one of the telltale signs of breast implants is a constantly hard nipple, like Pamela Anderson and other breast implant recipients exhibit so often. 

Talk about poster children for breast implant alternatives.  I really wish women would realize that when it comes to breast implants, less really IS better!