Jessica Simpson Voted “Best Breasts” in Hollywood

Jessica Simpson is known for a lot of things, unfortunately, most of them not having to do with how talented a singer she is, but rather her reality tv exploits and who she happens to be dating and splitting from.  She’s also famous for having very nice breasts, as most guys who are fans of Ms. Simpson will attest to!  And who ran this very classy poll of who has the nicest celebrity breasts?  Well, it is none other than one of the biggest tabloid rags out there right now, InTouch Weekly, who ran a poll for the 2008 year to see who was voted to have the nicest boobs in H Town.

Jessica Simpson does claim that her breasts are 100% real, and it appears that may be true by looking at them, but sometimes it’s hard to tell when breasts are not in a top or a bra for sure whether they have been artificially enhanced or not, so that’s definitely nowhere near conclusive.  Oh, and I’m no expert on real boobs or fake ones either, of course!

Jessica’s latest woes were with her newest squeeze, Tony Romo, the football player, whom she was said to have broken up with, but it seems to the two have reconciled, at least for the time being, and have still been seen out and about town.  Jessica was married to boyband singer Nick Lachey for a while, then she started to date a couple other guys here and there, but didn’t seriously hook up with anyone until she dated singer John Mayer (she must have a thing for singers!), and she supposedly was “dumped” by him.

Jessica has said she’s wanted children before, so I’d hate to see how big her boobs get when that happens!  Nevertheless, Jessica seems like a nice enough girl, so kudos on her breast achievement. 

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