This is just me, going off on how much I really hate to wear bras.  As soon as I’m home from work, the bra comes right off.  If I could go braless everywhere without drawing stares from men or scowls from women, I would in a heart beat.  think about it, bras usually just compress your breasts, and many times they are totally uncomfortable on your rib cage. 

Throw an underwire in the mix or some extra padding, and I’m climbing the walls in discomfort by the end of the day.  I used to wear the padded bras with underwires, when I cared about looking “hot” for guys.  Now I just don’t care.  My breasts look perfectly fine in an underwire-free bra with no padding or very minimal padding now, and I’m more than happy to just have them as unrestricted as I can.  Even when I find a bra that fits me, it’s still not as comfortable as I feel a bra should be. 

I mean, why hasn’t some genius created a bra that really felt like you weren’t wearing a bra?  I’d pay a hundred bucks if there were such a thing, I really would.  My favorite type of bra (if I have to wear one) is probably just a cotton sports bra, with minimal “support”. The more support you have, the worse it seems to squeeze, pinch and intrude on your ribs and breasts. 

How about a bra that didn’t leave an indentation below your breasts when you take it off?  Wouldn’t that be nice?  I wish we could burn our bras like they did in the sixties.  I mean seriously, ladies, why do we have to wear them?  Why can’t we walk around free, like we should be?  And who the hell invented the bra?  Didn’t they know they’d make women miserable for decades upon decades?  I say we band together and ban bras.  I know, wishful thinking, right? 

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