Jun 10
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Crazy Breast and Bra Stories
Well, it seems that breasts are in the news, one way or another, almost every week. So, I figured I’d share with you the latest crazy stories about boobs for the past few weeks that I heard. I’m sure you’ll feel the same way when you hear them! The first one is out of Florida. A female attorney in Florida apparently wanted to visit her client in jail to provide the client with counsel. As you may know, jails put everyone who visits prisoners through a metal detector as a precaution that you are not carrying any concealed weapons on the premise.
Well, as you also may know if you’ve ever worn an underwire bra, they are usually made with metal, although you are increasingly seeing these underwire garments being made with plastic nowadays. When the woman went through the metal detector, the alarm went off, so she went and changed out of her bra. Now, this is where the story gets downright ludicrous, and why it was reported as a shameful story for this particular jail.
She tries to get through security again, sans bra. Now the security guards won’t let her through because she is violating one of their policies of not wearing a bra. You see, jails apparently often have dress codes that women not dress provocatively so as not to rouse the mostly male inmates. The code apparently had a loophole that didn’t prohibit underwire bras, but it didn’t matter, because the guards wouldn’t let her through without one either. Sheesh, and men wonder why we hate bras. Just another reason to hate them – and the men that made the stupid jail rules too.
The second story is about a women with ginormous breast implants who got on a plane and had them damaged, and is now suing the airline for breast implant damage. What? Come again? Ok, here’s what happened with this kooky story. The woman, who is a model from Russia and happens to have the largest implants there as well, sued an airline over damage to her implants that she claims was caused by turbulence in the aircraft. Man, that must have been some kind of turbulence to actually damage an implant.
She is asking for almost $100k from the airline to cover damages to her huge breasts, which she claims she hit and felt pain immediately after the turbulence, causing them damage and pain.
