Celebrity Breasts

Pam Anderson Just Can’t Stop Showing Her Breasts

How has Pamela Anderson become sort of a parody of her own image?  Well, I’m not sure, but I feel like at this point, she needs to sort of tone it down and class it up a bit. I know she’s never been known as a particularly calm, low key kind of gal, but her shows of baring it all and sometimes loopy behavior is just not becoming, and I think she could benefit from taking a step back and understanding that these fashion shows where she is wearing next to nothing are making her look ridiculous, and aren’t going to revive her career.

Her latest show of wildness, and mind you, this is the mother of two children, was at a fashion show where she wore a bizarre (granted, the whole fashion show showcased bizarre fashions on much younger models), criss cross type of silver bathing suit outfit, where her large breast-implanted and painful looking breasts were barely covered, maybe the nipples were.

She’s still a beautiful woman, but she needs to adhere to the principal that the mystery many times is what’s sexy, not the showing it all to anyone who cares to come within a fifty foot radius of you, and oh yeah, all the cameras too.

I’ve seen this happen to a lot of women in Hollywood that just can’t seem to stop seeking the spotlight, even when they may not be quite as famous as they used to, or have passed their “fake prime” that Hollywood has set forth as a standard for what is young in Hollywood. I think that women are under a TON of pressure in Hollywood. Pressure to have large breasts and get breast implants, yet to maintain a svelte figure at the same time, which is a physical impossiblity if you have large breasts naturally, pressure to have perfect hair, skin, and the whole nine yards.

I like the idea that women are allowed to age gracefully, but when I see someone who is clearly trying to relive their youth and quite frankly making themselves look a bit silly, it’s kind of embarrassing. I’m not saying we have to give up our sexuality as we age as women at all, I just think there’s a classy way to go about it. I know some people might have differing opinions, and that’s fine, that’s what freedom of expression is all about

Rachel Uchitel : Breast Implants?

I hate to jump on the ol’ Tiger Woods multiple mistresses scandal bandwagon, but here I go, because the ever growing list of his alleged mistresses over this married years has some interesting women in it, many of them who have enhanced assets that are pretty clear from the pictures shown of them in the tabloids, on the news and online.  One of them, perhaps now the most well known name because hers was the first to break an ever changing and evolving story, Rachel Uchitel.

Rachel Uchitel seems like a pretty intelligent woman actually. She has never come out and said straight out that she had an affair with Tiger, but it’s suspected that after she hired feminist lawyer Gloria Allred, she had made a deal to keep her mouth shut since she canceled a major new conference shortly before it was to air.  This may be a very savvy girl, and she may have saved more face than she realized by taking the path she did.

She is some sort of either a PR person for a club, or a “hostess” whatever that means, all the papers have different titles for her, but this woman seems like she has some sort of savvy in the business world and has carved out quite a living for herself by cozying up to the rich and famous, and looking like she’s having a flirtatiously good time doing it. I mean, have you seen the pictures with her playfully smooching at the camera and having a seductive look on her face?

Not so sure about that there Rachel, you may want to preserve a little dignity with those kinds of pics, sorry, it looks like you’re just trying to hard to be overtly sexy, and that never works. However, I will give this to you, you have a great boob job, and you have a kick butt body to go with it.

She has been photographed in a bikini, where her toned, lean body was seen with a suspiciously full pair of breasts – they look great, but my money’s on them being phony, just because the rest of her body seems to be virtually fat free.  Yeah, maybe I’m a little jealous!  At any rate, this whole Tiger Woods thing will be history once we latch on to the next latest and greatest story about celebrities screwing up.

Jenny McCarthy Talks About “Rotating” Breast Implants

First of all, I have to say that I’m a huge fan of Jenny McCarthy. Besides having a little bit of a girl crush on her in college because I thought that not only was she funny and self deprecating but also had a killer body that I had always aspired to, but she’s very open, and I admire her ability to say anything that’s on her mind. She’s kind of a dichotomy in Hollywood for a woman, because she’s hot, has a great body and looks the part, but when she opens her mouth you understand that she’s a real straight shooter (ugh, I hate that cliche, but I think this fits her to a T for some reason), that’s not afraid to speak her mind about things, and she seems really down to earth.

She has not let fame totally affect her.  She’s very open about her breast implants too. I think at one point I even heard her talk about how she gets Botox.  Love these stars that admit what they do to look great, and how empowered they are to share that information with us poor average Janes who think that they just always naturally look ageless and gorgeous and wonder why we don’t naturally look like that.

Recently, I read Jenny McCarthy talk about a few things that really made her even more likable to me.  One was how she shot up to 211 pounds during her pregnancy with her son, for whom she also have bravely educated people on autism for and fought for cures for it.  She admits that she felt awful and miserable, and how it took a lot of hard work, dieting and dedication to get that weight off, and how there is no magic bullet to get it off.  Again, she’s not sugar coating her struggles with things that all of us women struggle with, which in my book is totally cool.

She also talked about how she downsized her breast implants, and how we all have to rotate them out every ten years anyways, which is true. Breast implants are not lifetime devices as a lot of women may think, and you do have to replaced them roughly every ten years or so to reduce likelihood of rupture and other problems.  She decided to downsize when she went through her replacement because she said she couldn’t fit in normal dress sizes with the larger implants, and it made it a pain to have to take in dresses elsewhere every time when she bought clothes since she had to go so large around the chest area.  See breast implant alternatives for other options instead of implants.

I just love her honesty, it’s so refreshing!

Did Nicole Kidman Get Breast Implants?

I wouldn’t doubt that rumors may start circulating with the question of whether or not redhead, talented actress Nicole Kidman got work done on her breasts (especially since her facial features have remained suspiciously frozen, and there is talk that she may have also had a nose job and her lips enhanced as well), after pictures surfaced of her recently busting out of a bright pink, too tight dress alongside her country crooner hubbie Keith Urban at the Country Music Awards.  After looking at them, it’s hard to say if she had breast implants or not, or if maybe they have just remained suspiciously voluptuous after she gave birth to her baby girl Sunday Rose a while ago.

It does happen once in a while, that women who gain a lot of cup size during pregnancy and right after, may maintain that cup growth, but most do not, and their breasts literally deflate, which is why a lot of women who have had children opt for breasts lifts or they may choose to help lift and firm them through exercise or otherwise natural means of enhancing them to restore their former bounce, lift and firmness.

In the pictures though, I’m kind of tempted to say she may not have had them done, she may have just really squeezed those puppies way up high, and worn a very tight fitting bodice to get them to erupt out of her dress that way.  However, her lips are suspiciously a lot plumper than they used to be . I think she is beautiful, yes, but I thought she was even more beautiful before she started doing too many things to her face.  She may be one of those actresses who really starts to look strange rather than beautiful soon if she doesn’t soon stop her suspected plastic surgeries and enhancements.

Big Brother’s Jordan : Breast Implants?

I always write about the show Big Brother and it’s female star’s breasts, well, more specifically, their usually enhanced assets, so this year is no exception. I’m a big fan of the show Big Brother, and this season was no exception.  Jordan, the bubbly innocent blond from the south with the irresistably adorable southern drawl, took the $500k prize this time, promising to put a down payment on a new home for her mom and family since they had lost their home recently.

She played under the radar until the last few contests, and then showed her competitive side by winning a few of the competitions and going up against Natalie, who was not as popular a contestant as Kevin, which ended up being a smart move since she took I think all but two of the final two votes and ran with the money pretty quickly.  I couldn’t help but notice the hurt look on Natalie’s face as two of her former allies voted for Jordan instead of her. I guess that someone really turned the jury house against her, because that sort of stuff rarely happens on Big Brother, and I don’t think that her attitude and king’s blow up crown and staff helped her any when she was head of household and acting cocky.

I think it also didn’t help that she was exposed for her lie that she was eighteen years old and she was really 24 years old.  Somehow I think her strategies all backfired on her because she simply wasn’t that likeable of identifiable to a lot of people, and that always helps you win the money in the Big Brother house.  Too many lies gets you nowhere whereas the right amount of lies can win you the money. And by the way, why don’t they finally increase the 500k to a million?

Anyways, Jordan was notorious for flashing her boobies around the Big Brother cameras, I even saw a still shot of it online, and they looked better in clothes.  My boyfriend told me that she got a boob job, by some of the conversations he heard in the house, and what he read online, which surprised me because I though her breasts were real since she’s kind of a curvy girl to begin with.  But Jordan’s breasts are implants, and seeing the picture of her topless pretty much confirmed it.  She’s still adorable in my book, and very likeable!

Vampires Actresses Arrested for Flashing

It seems like there are a million of these darn vampire shows on TV now, it’s almost getting annoying!  Well, apparently either a lot of twenty something actresses from a new CW show called Vampires thought that flashing on an overpass to the oncoming traffic might get them some much needed PR, or they really were doing what they said they were doing – filming for the show.  4 actresses, of course all young and beautiful, were arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after callers called in and said they were flashing traffic that was going by.

When questioned by the authorities, the actresses claimed that they were filming for their show, which may have been true, because a cameraman was arrested right along with them.  Hmm, it is kind of odd though, you’d think that they wouldn’t all four have come up with this great idea to flash the camera, unless it really was for the show, so that’s what makes me think they were flashing their boobs for the show perhaps?  Then again, it’s a CW show, and I really don’t think that they would be showing breasts or any other risque body part on a show on that network.  Hard to say!

Other celebs have been known to flash in public too. The most noteable woman is probably Courtney Love, who is well known for her flashing her breasts at shows and even just for fun in public sometimes.  Talk about a loose cannon!  She has admitted to getting a breast lift surgery, which I believe she later had taken out and her dog ate one of the implants and choked on it, if I remember correctly.  I remember reading about it because it was such a darn bizarre story, of course!  I was at a show once years and years ago where her band Hole was playing (by the way, they’re really good and they are playing here again in the Cleveland area fairly soon), and I remember the male parts of the audience that kept yelling out for her to “show her tits”.

Yeah, guys can be so charming, can’t they?  The other of course famous celebrity who has actually been arrested for flashing and inappropriate behavior, was the former children’s movies and children’s TV show star, Pee Wee Herman.  Talk about throwing your career away on an embarrassing incident.  Sheesh, and I remember watching Pee Wee’s Playhouse every Saturday morning!

Sherri Shephard Loses Weight, Keeps Breasts

Sherri Shepherd, one of the newer hosts on the View, has made headlines recently by dropping a whole lot of weight and going down several sizes. She looks terrific, and her big boobs are still there too. But she insists that she’s not downsizing her breasts, which apparently didn’t downsize themselves all that much even after the weight loss, because she loves her breasts. I don’t blame the woman, not many women can say that about their breasts honestly!

Some movie stars and celebs have undergone breast reduction surgery, most noteably probably Dolly Parton, who still sports the most gigantic breasts I’ve ever seen, but who definitely needed some sort of reduction due to back pain. Also, Jennifer Connolly actually had a breast reduction I believe. I remember when she first started acting she appeared in a movie about a boy being in love with her and infatuated, and I thought she had enormous breasts too. Those were the good old days, before breast implants were popular, so they must have been real, and apparently she did have a breast reduction.

She reduced them quite a bit, as she looks modestly breasted now. I’m sure that when you have breasts that large, it’s really a lot of pressure on your back and makes it hard to work out, run and do other things. Women who have naturally large breasts usually do say that they’d like them to be a bit smaller. So funny because most women want theirs to be bigger, hence the immense popularity of breast augmentation procedures and natural breast enhancement options these days!

Big Brother’s Busty Mama This Year : Laura Crosby

Apparently Big Brother’s male contestants this summer weren’t all the impressed with the feminine wiles of bikini model with giant gozongas Laura Crosby.  She got evicted in week two, which by the way got ruined for me because we were watching it on the DVR since we can’t keep up with the show, when I read about it online.  Guess that’s one bad thing about having “news” at your fingertips twenty four seven though, huh?

The bikini model with the smashing body (I’ll admit, I’d trade hers for mine any day) didn’t have a conventionally pretty face though, but for the body I can see how she’s a model.  And I’m not saying that to be catty totally either, but she would have looked a lot better without all the gobs of mascara, much prettier without all the makeup, but that’s just my petty little observance. Does she have implants?  I can’t tell, but she may actually have natural breasts, I can’t see any telltale signs of breast implants, so she may be one of those genetically gifted tiny everywhere else but the breasts girl!

Laura played up too much on her femininity and tried to flirt her way into the good graces of the men, and I think that’s probably what got her evicted fairly early on for the show.  I only got to see the first show so far, and the second, so from what I observed she was flaunting herself too obviously for the men’s benefits, and some of the guys were actually turned off by that, and of course I’m sure the girls didn’t like it.  I would have liked to see her use wit or charm instead of her obviously ridiculous body to get what she needed, I’m sure it would have gotten her a lot further than the latter approach, which probably got her booted in the end.

Of course, I can’t blame her, being the tender young age of 21, you tend to have a different outlook and approach on life, and you also tend to use your sexuality to get a lot of things, or at least think that’s how you should try to get them.  Then you finally grow up and realize that people are either gonna like you or not, no matter what you look like, and you also realize that you look like a colossal ding dong “trying” too hard to be sexy.

Hansen Sues Plastic Surgeon Over Breast Implant Photos

A beautiful blond, skinny model who models frequently for Maxim magazine named Monica Hansen, is suing her plastic surgeon, claiming that he used photos of her breast implant work that he had performed on his website to help promote his business.  I’m assuming that this has merit and she did not sign off on an agreement to have her pictures posted, or else she would have no basis for litigation, but that information wasn’t to be found in what I read.  The model has gained somewhat of a notoriety by being one of Maxim’s models, what that means, I’m not really sure.

I saw a picture of her and she is beautiful.  Her breasts weren’t overdone either, so much credit to her and her plastic surgeon for doing a tasteful and believable job on them instead of something that looks like it should be on the pages of Jugs magazine, or something that looks like large balloons that are ready to pop, ala porn star breasts.

The model was actually crowned as Ms. Norway, but apparently did not go on to compete in the Trump-backed Miss Universe pageant.  Monica Hansen is quite a tall stunner, clocking in at just over six feet tall.  We’ll see where this lawsuit goes, apparently the doctor used her photos quite extensively throughout his website. I wonder how they thought this was ok if they did not get some sort of release?  I’m sure there’s more to the story, we’ll see….

Speaking of suing, I guess that JLo and Marc Anthony were suing a baby carriage company over using their images to promote their product.  I had not heard whether they were keeping up with this lawsuit or not after getting heat for just being plain old divas about it.  If anyone knows anything about that one, let me know…

Raquel Welch, Brit Eckland and Brigitte Bardot Icons of the Busty Movement

If envisioning Raquel Welch or Brigitte Bardot in a low slung bikini, covered in sand, with their hair all big in the back, breasts falling out of a skimpy top (at least skimpy for the time) heavy black cat eyeliner and muted pink lipstick isn’t a vision of the sixities and early seventies, then I don’t know what it is.  Part of me absolutely loves those times.  I love the styles, the hair, the makeup and the clothes, and part of me appreciates how women’s styles and shape appreciations have changed over time.

However, the hourglass figure is still one that is coveted today, although some of those ideals have been replaced by rail thin bottom halves with unrealistic top halves that have been surgically altered, which makes it a little more difficult for women to emulate and strive for this kind of look.  I loved that back then, it was desirable to have a figure, to have a little bit of a but and thighs, and to have a hefty bustline as well.  Sure, not all women could live up to that at the time either, but that’s what thin, waiflike icons like Twiggy were for.

I  came across an article about Raquel Welch, who didn’t really have much of a movie career, except for the fact that her signature latin looks with tawny skin, great bone structure and curvy physique complete with huge heaving bosoms, had a great legacy as far as her pinup status and her multitude of branding products where her face sold everything from wigs to makeup.  She is still an icon of beauty and also is known for still maintaining that beauty flawlessly even through a more advanced age.

She credits that with getting little nips and tucks along the way since the sixties, she says that you should get procedures before you actually need them, and that’s the key to staying looking young, instead of getting them done after the “damage is done” so to speak, but rather doing a sort of maintenance on the body and the face before it becomes a hopeless situation. You’d never know she had work done either, so she’s entrusted herself to a doctor who is no doubt skilled and makes for natural results.  Wonder if she’s ever had her breasts done yet?