Celebrity Breasts

Does Britney from Big Brother Have Real Boobs?

You know me, I always talk about my favorite reality show, Big Brother. I’ve been watching it since season three, thank to my (now) husband who got me hooked on the show when we met. All this, even though I had never dreamed I’d ever be one of those people who got hopelessly hooked on such a guilty pleasure!  Oh well, guess I’m not as cool as I thought I was lol.

Every season on Big Brother, they get some of the hunkiest young dudes, and some of the cutest young girls, a perfect setup for what’s called “showmances” and relationship killers outside the Big Brother house, ala Kristen and Hayden this season – Kristen has a boyfriend (maybe no more), yet engaged in a flirtatious relationship with the hunky young Hayden – more than flirtatious really, there have been many makeout sessions between this unlikely duo.

Every season they also like to pick girls with big boobs.  This season, the big boob queen of the show was Rachel, who already got the boot from the house to the dismay of her in-house boyfriend Brendan, was the epitome of the bodacious, curvy big boobed Vegas girl. She also had a big mouth to match her big boobs, but even though some in the house couldn’t stand her, I actually liked her for being a good game player. Sure, she has one of those polarizing personalities, but that’s what makes BB so friggin fun to watch!

Britney is the adorable, cute, petite girl on the show. She cracks me up because she is so ultra catty – she’s sort of like Janelle, but only cuter and way tinier. Except for how tiny Britney is, her boobs are pretty big. My husband and I were trying to figure out if they’re real or not, because they sort of look real, they don’t look too high on her chest, and they look squishy and real, unlike many breast implants which don’t.  What do you think? Britney from Big Brother: Boobs real deal or fake?  Hmm……this is a debate for the ages!

Gisele Bundchen Breast Feeding Comment Controversy

Supermodel and definitely multi millionaire Gisele Bundchen, who just may have the perceived “dream life” being married to football superstar Tom Brady and having good looks that money can’t buy but that people will pay for, has crossed a line in many women’s minds with her recent comments about breast feeding.

In a magazine interview, apparently the supermodel turned mom of a little infant boy, made some comments that every new mother should have to breast feed her child, and said something to the effect that there should be a law that says you have to breast feed your child for at least the first six months of their lives.  She also made comments about how formula is full of chemicals and she’d never want to do that to her baby.

She is definitely entitled to her opinion, and it’s kind of a shame that people come under fire for saying what they feel, but you know these comments caused a firestorm because they came off as judgmental toward women with babies who just simply can’t breast feed. There are a myriad of reasons women cannot breast feed, it’s not just simple choice sometimes.

Women with jobs that work long hours whose employers aren’t all that patient with pumping several times a day, for example, are definite deterrents to breast feeding. Also, there are issues with extreme pain experienced by some women with breast feeding and the issues that can crop up simply with that alone.  Of course women were upset, and Gisele had to clarify her comments.

I think women were upset because someone who makes millions of dollars and has every luxury at her disposal to breast feed, pump and nurture her child, made these comments. I can understand that. But let’s also give her a break, she is entitled to her opinion, even if you or I don’t like the way it “sounds”.

I guess I just feel like everyone has to be afraid to speak their mind these days. Sure, there are comments you wish people wouldn’t make, but isn’t that what the US is all about -free speach without fear of getting harassed for it?

Boobs of Big Brother 12

I confess, my husband and I are both huge fans of the guilty pleasure reality show Big Brother. Bring on the three hours of TV wasting times every week, we love it!  Actually, the show is addictive and I can see why some people find themselves not only watching the show when it’s on television three days a week, but also tuning in to the Big Brother after dark show where you can pretty much sit and watch the house guests/contestants 24/7. Not that I would ever do that, I’m just sayin.

Anyways, it’s always fun to see what kind of boobs come into the house. And by boobs of course I mean female breasts, not morons or idiots as the other affectionate term might mean.  This year it seems like almost every girl in the house has some sort of ample boobage, except for the already voted out, naturally skinny bisexual girl Annie. It’s a shame she got voted out early because she seemed like one of the smartest and most entertaining players dammit!

You have Cathy, the police woman, who I believe is the oldest player in the house, and she’s got a chest on her. Then you have tiny little Britney who either has some sort of modest boob job or just happens to be one of the lucky b’s that happens to have no body fat except on her chest.

Then you have Rachel, who is the huge busted cocktail waitress with fiery red hair and an obnoxious laugh. And by the way, those are totally fake. I thought at first she may be a naturally huge busted woman, but I got a good look at them in a bikini, and they’re implants. Sorry Brendon (her housemate/lover), but those are fake, even though I must say they look pretty darn good!

Famous Boob Slips

It seems like at least once a year, if not more, we hear chronicled the latest “nip slip” or boob slip of the famous, or not so famous, but on some reality show. It’s really easy to be a victim of nipple slippage though. It’s happened to me a couple of times in the water on the beach when I’m in my typical triangle top bikini.

I remember several times being hit by a really big wave while I’m trying to get out of the water, and not only almost getting knocked over, but also having to contend with holding my boobs so that they don’t fall out of my top or God forbid, I don’t totally lose my top in the waves, and give everyone a free show and conversation fodder for the next few weeks.

You’ve probably been there too, especially if you frequent beaches, which seem to be one of the most frequent places for women losing their tops. I know that Kirsten Dunst had a mistake where one side of hers fell off, and someone snapped a picture of this happening.  I’ve also seen a few other pictures of young starlets having this issue on the beach as well.

There is perhaps one of the most notorious nipple slips that happened during the Super Bowl performance a few years back that prompted all sorts of stupid FCC complaints. You know, the one with Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake where one side of her shirt “falls off” and exposes a breast that is bare except for a conveniently placed pasty over the nipple. Yeah, just because it was a “nearly exposed” breast, people freaked out over it. Ridiculous.

Then there is also one of the most famous nip slips with Tara Reid, the seemingly constantly embattled star from American Pie and other less memorable movies. She was getting snapped by photogs and also on film and her dress just popped right off on one side, completely exposing one of her breasts, which looked like it had just recently been operated on in her infamous breast implant surgery.

The poor girl also got lots of negative attention for having botched liposuction on her tummy.  I feel bad for her, she seems like a nice girl and people just love to pick on her!

Lady Gaga’s Got Nice Natural Tatas

So, I’ve just now started to take an interest in Lady Gaga. I know, I know, I’m a little late to this woman who has seemingly taken pop music and pop culture by storm, but I was reluctant to accept her since I wasn’t a huge fan of her breakout hit “just dance”, so I kind of dismissed her as another fly by night starlet. Well, then I started watching some of her very edgy, daring videos, and I must say, she reminds me a LOT of an earlier Madonna, when she was going balls out with her bondage and sexual stuff and was at the height of her popularity.

Especially her newest video, Alejandro, where she dons a bra that has was looks like machine guns sprouting out of it. She likes to strut her stuff in bikinis, with her all natural boobs bouncing with her, looking like they’re going to fall out of their safe place (I bet they have several times actually).  She also really, really likes attention.  And she’s young – so young, I had no idea!  I think she’s twenty three. To have all that talent and guts at such a young age, and all this crazy success is definitely admirable.

I do like that she’s not just sexy for the sake of sexy, but she’s more artsy than anything else. You wouldn’t exactly call a lot of her getups sexy or hot, but they are definitely edgy and they get attention, and that takes a certain amount of moxie to pull off the right way.  She reminds me so much of Madonna, it’s crazy, and if I’m correct, Madonna was one of her inspirations.

Madonna used to strut her stuff in cone bras and bondage, and Gaga seems to get off on the same stuff, pretty much touching others and herself very provocatively on stage and in videos, pushing the envelope of sexuality and tempting fate to get censored. And it’s totally worked for her. Her natural tatas and tight, toned and fat free body, plus her love of putting her breasts in studded bras and cone shaped apparatuses is like 90′s Madonna all over again.

And we’re all eating it up again to!  I can see why she’s so popular now. Hopefully she keeps coming out with good music, but more importantly, hopefully we keep seeing more of that avant garde costume wear!

Big Boobed Heidi Montag and Hubby Really Done?

Heidi Montag has certainly made a lot of headlines in her short twenty something life, but most of them haven’t really been of the admirable or respectable variety, very notably for her larger than her head breast implants.  I’ve seen this young lady speak before, and she doesn’t seem mean or bitchy like the media portrays her to be, most people who know here attribute this media given image to her husband (or maybe her ex husband now) Spencer Pratt, the other half of the ill perceived couple.

Heidi has made headlines mostly for being, well, frankly kind of an asshole from the Hills show. She has insisted that this is mostly because of the way the show is edited, but who knows what the real truth is. She also made infamous headlines and a couple of magazine covers (to which I’m sure her and her media hungry husband delighted) on the gossip rags, because of her obsession with plastic surgery.  She notoriously got a ridiculous amount of plastic surgery in one day, or a very short period of time, and emerged looking like largely a different person.

Apparently, now that Ms. Montag has changed a lot of her appearance, maybe for the better, some for the worse (the gigantic boobs really must go), it seems that she may be making another shakeup in her life and venturing out on a limb on her own sans Spencer Pratt. The rumor at least is that their marriage may be over.  Seems like these two were inseparable, but after all, it’s Hollywood baby, and marriages are sometimes like changing socks, and these two are really very young to be married and make it work forever, especially in the land of fake and phony.

Ms. Montag also notably (yes, sad to say that this actually made the news on several large news websites, what is this world coming to, but then again, look at me, I’m reporting on it in a breast news blog!), was upset and wanted to get larger breast implants after Ryan Seacrest had her on his show and proclaimed in good nature “oh they’re not that big”.  Wow, I really hope this girl can buy some cure for insecurity too, because if not, she’s in for a looooong bumpy ride in life.

New Page on Bad Celeb Boob Jobs

We have a fun, light new page on what we feel are some of the worst, most fake looking and too-big breast implants in Hollywood, the land of plastic surgery here :  Bad Celebrity Breast Implants.

The Sarah Palin Boob Job Rumor

Well, I guess that all it takes for any celebrity to be “accused” of getting a breast augmentation procedure done these days is to wear a breast-fitting shirt with all the right camera angles. It seems that almost every actress has either been suspected of being pregnant of of having her breasts surgically enhanced when she happens to either be on her period or gain a little cleavage because her hormones have changed.

In Sarah Palin’s case, it looks like she’s just never wearing clothes that really show how large busted she is. For having a pretty small waist and small stature, the former vice presidential candidate sure does have a big chest! But you must consider that she has also had several children now, which can certainly increase breast size, although it can definitely leave them deflated afterwards, needing a breast lift.

She also has never been flat chested. You can sort of tell in her typical suit pants outfits and her skirts and blazers that are her signature wardrobe that she’s always been fairly ample chested, but she wore a scoop necked white tshirt and cargo pants to a recent horse race and was photographed with the speculation that she’d had a breast augmentation procedure because of her more curvy appearance.

A spokesperson in the Palin camp has said that she absolutely has not had breast implants and that the insinuation is pretty ridiculous.  Palin looks dynamite for her 46 years, that’s for sure, and after giving birth to what, 4 or 5 kids now, she and her husband both look as young as spring chickens!

We could all probably take a lesson from the way they live their lives. They seem to be fit, active, and happy with eachother, and I think that’s all that we can hope to be, no matter what you feel about her political positions or her run for vice president.

In other celebrity boob job news, you probably already heard this like 50 times already, but there are rumors swirling that the previously flat chested Kate Hudson, adorable as she was without the breasts, had breast implants as well after she was photographed with suspiciously larger breasts, unless, ehem, maybe she’s pregnant. This one looks like it may be true though….

Former Supermodel Blasts Plastic Surgery, Heidi’s Implants

I have to say, sometimes I love when beautiful women rant about plastic surgery. Because you know what, I have to agree. I think that if you want to get a bit done here, a bit done there to make yourself feel better and NATURALLY look better, what’s the harm? After all, let’s face it, much of our self esteem is connected to how we perceive ourselves looks wise.

You deserve to look and feel your best into your later years, but I think that this society has gone overboard. We’ve become more of a society of Stepford wives, where you can’t even tell if one is wearing an expression of sadness or happiness, and so many women (and men too) are looking more and more like clones of another. What happened to individuality?

What happened to personal sexiness? Well, a lot of that has been thrown out the window in favor of what the media makes us think is beautiful .We all think we have to have the breasts of Jessica Simpson, the lips of Angelina Jolie, the eyes of some other random starlet, to be beautiful, and part of the beauty of, well beauty, is that we are all individuals and there are so many versions of beauty.

Former supermodel, the gorgeous Paulina Porizkova, ranted something similar in her blog a few days ago. She ripped so many starlets for going under the knife and altering their uniqueness so dramatically. One was Heidi Montag, who famously just got a shitload of plastic surgery done to her poor suffering body. And now, she looks like a ridiculous, plastic barbie doll whereas she was cute before. I just don’t get it.

Paulina is just voicing what other women who have a brain are thinking, enough is enough. Can’t we just grow old gracefully and take good care of ourselves? Why are we all participating in this addiction to plastic surgery that not only looks awful most of the time, but takes away our individuality and our natural beauty? I don’t get it either. I hope that this is just a phase and we’ll get back to more of a natural beauty roots frame of mind instead of cutting, slicing, sewing and pulling. Ech.

Heidi Montag’s New Breasts Look Like They’re Going to Explode!

Here’s how I feel about plastic surgery. If it makes you happy, and you’re prepared for the outcome to be less than perfect, then you go ahead and do it. Don’t go in to it with unrealistic expectations of total and pure perfection, or of this making you happy and fulfilled, because my friends, you are in charge of doing that for yourself.

And no new pair of breasts, no matter how you aquired them whether through breast implant alternatives of through breast implants themselves, will give you the self esteem and true self acceptance that self love will give.

That being said, WTH was Heidi Montag thinking when she upgraded her already large breast implants to a ridiculous size F cup? Have you seen the latest pictures of Heidi in her bikini?  They seriously look PAINFUL to be sitting on you chest.  And also, her waist looks nonexistent next to them, making her look like she’s going to topple over.

After receiving much press over getting several plastic surgery procedures done all within succession of one another, I wonder what Ms. Montag is going to do when she realizes that when you play the dangerous game of changing everything about your appearance, you start to obsess about every little imperfection and your life revolves around that.

I think it’s an existence that may become sad and obsessed for this young woman, who is still so young with so much natural beauty, and a husband who supposedly loved her the way she was. I just wonder what’s in store for people like this, who seem to hate their real selves, and go to such great lengths to dramatically alter their entire appearance.

Not to mention the back pain, ugh!  Those beach balls are sure to cause lots of pain in the coming years, I wouldn’t be surprised if when she gets older and wiser, she gets those babies downsized again…….like Sharon Osbourne recently decided to do with her larger than life breast implants after deciding she was too old to carry around their obtrusive weight.  She’ll even still be a pretty large busted lady after that.