OK, I’m already tired of seeing the British import whose showbiz name is “Jordan” and her way-too-big knockers, schleppin’ around LA and Hollywood with her husband who looks equally as cheesy and glitzy.  The dubbed model and actress, and I think she may also have “singer” on her repertoire, is pregnant, so her already gigundo breasts are swelling to ridiculous proportions. 

The last picture I saw of her was on the PerezHilton blog (yes, one of my guilty pleasures, I’ll admit, who can’t help but to read his silly, crazy comments and hilarious point of view?).  Jordan had on a dress that looked as if her breasts were cannonballs inside of it.  Her very pregnant belly was hugged by the dress, and her breasts were just absolutely inhuman looking. 

I wonder why these women in showbiz and the “modeling” industry go way too big?  Don’t they know that they would look so much more beautiful if they took it down a few notches?  I’ll admit, she’s probably a beautiful woman, but when I look at her, because of her oversized breasts, I just think “cheap” and “gone in five years”. 

I’m still hoping some day Pam Anderson, who really is a beautiful woman will wake up and remove those godawful monstrosities she had re-implanted after upsizing from her previous boob job. 

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