Well, it was recently polled who the “sexiest women of all time” were – that is – of our current time, and the results are in.  And what a shock (not), two of the most tabloid friendly women who have always been known for their ultra sexy images and sultry roles, Angelina Jolie and Pamela Anderson were selected.  I’m not sure if this poll was made of women and men, or just men, but by the results, I’d estimate that maybe it was made primarily of men – just a wild guess on my part though. 

As far as the two go, I’d have to say Angelina would be my favorite.  She’s just much more natural than Pam, and her boobs are blown up like basketballs, which is Pam’s biggest detractor, although she apparently thinks they’re her biggest (no pun intended) asset when it comes to her sexiness.  Pam’s got a beautiful face, but it does look as though she may have had some work done lately, and her boobs for me really take away from her natural beauty.

On the other hand, it looks like Angelina is all natural, and was graced with a perfect set of large B cups or smaller C cups by nature (I know, so unfair, right).  I still can’t figure out how she stays stick thin and keeps her boobs though.  We all know that the first thing to go when we lose weight is the breasts, and somehow Angelina has kept her breasts a pretty steady size for her whole life.  I always wonder if her secret is some sort of breast implant alternative, since they seem to defy the laws of nature and womanhood. 

Maybe, unbenknownst to us, Angelina is a fan of something like Bountiful Breast!  Hmm….could be true, maybe.  I’m just guessing really – actually I’m just jealous that she keeps her breasts through all that dramatic weight loss, and pregnancy and childbirth to boot!  They don’t even seem to sag, for Goodness sake! 

I have to admit, I was a bigger fan of the more voluptuous Jolie though.  Her newfound waifeshness is really detracting from her facial beauty, by making her appear older and more tired, whereas when her face was a bit plumper, she had the natural luminosity that a nicely filled out face gives.  Angelina, please, eat a piece of chocolate cake or something, for God’s sakes! 

And then, maybe you can make your way back into the good graces of women also!  It’s simply sending a bad message to young girls that being extremely thin is a good thing.  The likes of Angelina Jolie and Victoria Beckham, who has implants, but no body fat, are really making it harder on young women by creating ideals that are hard to emulate. 

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