Aug 09
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Big Brother’s Busty Mama This Year : Laura Crosby
Apparently Big Brother’s male contestants this summer weren’t all the impressed with the feminine wiles of bikini model with giant gozongas Laura Crosby. She got evicted in week two, which by the way got ruined for me because we were watching it on the DVR since we can’t keep up with the show, when I read about it online. Guess that’s one bad thing about having “news” at your fingertips twenty four seven though, huh?
The bikini model with the smashing body (I’ll admit, I’d trade hers for mine any day) didn’t have a conventionally pretty face though, but for the body I can see how she’s a model. And I’m not saying that to be catty totally either, but she would have looked a lot better without all the gobs of mascara, much prettier without all the makeup, but that’s just my petty little observance. Does she have implants? I can’t tell, but she may actually have natural breasts, I can’t see any telltale signs of breast implants, so she may be one of those genetically gifted tiny everywhere else but the breasts girl!
Laura played up too much on her femininity and tried to flirt her way into the good graces of the men, and I think that’s probably what got her evicted fairly early on for the show. I only got to see the first show so far, and the second, so from what I observed she was flaunting herself too obviously for the men’s benefits, and some of the guys were actually turned off by that, and of course I’m sure the girls didn’t like it. I would have liked to see her use wit or charm instead of her obviously ridiculous body to get what she needed, I’m sure it would have gotten her a lot further than the latter approach, which probably got her booted in the end.
Of course, I can’t blame her, being the tender young age of 21, you tend to have a different outlook and approach on life, and you also tend to use your sexuality to get a lot of things, or at least think that’s how you should try to get them. Then you finally grow up and realize that people are either gonna like you or not, no matter what you look like, and you also realize that you look like a colossal ding dong “trying” too hard to be sexy.
