Bad Celebrity Boob Jobs
When it comes to being a celebrity, we often think that they have the benefit of having the best plastic surgeons and asetheticians at their disposal. And while this is often true, and often accounts for how great these celebs look, there are always times when they have gotten bad boob jobs, bad nose jobs, and overall just bad plastic surgery. Looking at some of the fake-o looking implants is enough to make you seek out breast implant alternatives if you want bigger breasts!
Not all celebrities are in the “know” about who to go to, and hey, just because you’re a celebrity these days doesn’t mean you’re necessarily a millionaire who can afford the best of the best. Look at all the “celebs” who are nothing more than reality tv stars who just walk the walk of celebs?
Just because you’re in the public eye, it doesn’t mean you’re totally immune to bad boob jobs. Or bad skin, or bad plastic surgery or even makeup for that matter! So, let’s talk to some of the lower end breast augmentation jobs we’ve seen on some celebrities.
Let me start first with one of the worst, biggest (and I mean that quite literally) mistakes a woman made with her petite frame and formerly very athletic, cute look. I’m talking about the plastic surgery obsessed Heidi Montag, of reality TV fame from The Hills. She got breast implants the first time and they were somewhat in proportion to her body, although they were still a bit big on her frame.
THEN when she went all buck wild and got over ten procedures in one day, she got her breasts enlarged even bigger, making them of soccer ball status. It does not look good, nor does it look comfortable. We like your old breasts, Heidi!
Vivica A Fox, we love your acting. You are a great actress, and very beautiful to boot. Loved you in Kill Bill and Curb Your Enthusiasm, but girl those implants aren’t the greatest. There have been pictures of Ms. Fox donning her somewhat surreal looking implants in revealing dresses, and it almost looks like they are indented in some places.
And trust me, I’m ALL FOR getting plastic surgery if it makes you feel better about yourself and is somewhat believable as being natural, but some implants should really be revised by the docs that put them in.
Brooke Hogan, Hulk Hogan’s daughter, also succumbed to the big boobed myth of beauty and went and got some gigantic, rather phony looking implants as well. We thought she looked much cuter before!
Pamela Anderson’s second boob job may take the cake as one of the too-biggest, fakest looking set of melons we’ve ever seen. Such a gorgeous woman, and yet she still insists on gobbing on the makeup when she looks one hundred times better with a lot less face paint, and getting insanely large, almost painful looking implants. She even started off with an ample chest to begin with, to boot!
Pammy, take ’em out, you’d look ten times more gorgeous with your au naturelle, ample boobage.
Seemingly the pixyish and gorgeous Posh Spice, aka Victoria Beckham may have downsized recently, as her breasts don’t seem to be popping out of her tiny framed chest lately as much. However, Victoria used to have one of the more painful, stretched to the max implants I’ve seen, giving that she’s of tiny stature to begin with.
Looking at older pics of Posh show that she also was ample chested, but must have wanted to boost to a little below a D cup for some reason, and so got the most round, unnatural looking implants I’ve seen. She’d still look good with implants, she just needs to go a tad bit smaller I’d say. And maybe add a little fat-padding on top of them by eating a little more!
One of the saddest cases of implant overload is Ivanka Trump, the super smart, and beautiful daughter of Donald Trump. If you’ve watched her on Celebrity Apprentice, then you noticed her chest size blow up to astronomical proportions a few seasons ago.
I’ll give her this much, she doesn’t show them off a lot, but she looks strangely top heavy in her smart looking dress suits now, almost sloppy. It looks like she definitely got a cup size D implanted this time, and it just looks too porn star-ish for us. Ivanka, we think you should downsize, you’re doing yourself a disservice by going to porn star chest proportions!
