Eva Longoria - Real or Fake Breasts on this Desperate Housewive?
I was just gazing at Eva Longoria’s beautiful bod on the cover of Allure or some other magazine (what magazine covers is Eva Longoria NOT on?), and was trying to confirm what I think, that her breasts are real.
And I’m pretty sure they are. She is a very tiny boned, thin woman, and her breasts, while they fit her frame perfectly, do not have the telltale signs of being implants, like a little too much cleavage, too much roundness or any type of ripple effect.
I don’t think I can give that same confirmation for one of Eva’s castmates, Nicolette Sheridan. Her boobd are definitely fake, along with a whole host of other things on Nicolette that I’m sure have had work done.
If you look at Nicolettes breasts now, compared to when she was in the movie “The Sure Thing” with John Cusack, almost twenty years ago, the bikini clad Nicolette had a much flatter chest. Not only that but you can tell by looking at Nicolette’s breasts they are fake.
She’s got the roundness, the hardness and everything - I don’t think it’s a very good boob job actually.
Breast Implant/Suicide Link in the News Again
The breast implant/suicide link is in the news again, this time with conclusive evidence that women with breast implants tend to be at a higher risk for suicidal tendencies than women without breast implants.
The reason for the suicide risk is still fuzzy, but several studies have come to similar conclusions recently that there is indeed a clear link. Some scientists and researchers believe this link is explained by higher rates of depression, anxiety and low self-esteem among women who tend to undergo the breast augmentation procedure.
Also supporting that theory, another recent study found that women who received breast augmentation surgery/breast implants were more likely to have a history of psychiatric hospitalization and other mental disorders than those who underwent other types of plastic surgery. Hmm… interesting..
Breast Augmentation Questions - Continued
I’m continuing the thread of thought from the last post -
Frequently asked questions about breast augmentation surgery.
Starting off with number 5, since we left off at number 4…
5. Size - how big should I go? Unless you really strive for the artificial, Pamela Anderson boobs (of today - her old boobs actually looked great I thought), do NOT go too big.
Especially if you’re a relatively small breasted woman to begin with. Since you may not have enough fat there already, you’re going to be all implant, and that makes for a hard feeling, very fake, beach ball look to your breasts. I don’t think that’s what you’re looking for, but if you are have at it!
Your doctor will guide you to the right size, just tell them what you’re looking for, and don’t be afraid to sound stupid - tell them exactly how you expect them to look.
6. How long will it take for my breasts to “drop” and become softer and more pliable?
This can take up to a year. Some women notice their implants drop in just a few months, while others notice that their breast implants remain high on their chest for up to a year.
Softening can take a while. This really depends on the individual and how persistent they are in practicing breast massage - it should be every day, several times a day without skipping.
7. Is there financing available for breast augmentation surgery? Oh you bet. There are several financing companies online eager to get your business that are willing to give you a line of credit.
Be careful though, some of the interest rates are outrageous, because they know women are desperate to get the surgery and may not pay as much attention to interest rates on breast augmentation financing.
Celebs and Breast Implants - Courtney Love
Boob Falsies in Movies - Some of the More Infamous..
Gosh, guys are dumb sometimes. My boyfriend actually thought that Sarah Michelle Gellar and Jennifer Love Hewitt had that big of boobs in that movie “I Know What You Did Last Summer”.
Little did he know, both of the actresses wore falsies. If you’re a woman reading this, then I’d be surprised if you didn’t know what a breast “falsie” was. Here’s my favorite kind of falsie (chicken cutlet cleavage enhancer) - Cleavage Cupcakes Soft Gel Inserts They are also called “chicken cutlets” because that’s exactly what they look like, a raw chicken cutlet.
They are flesh colored, very squishy, moldable false inserts that you put into your bra to give yourself instant cleavage and voila - instantly bigger breasts. Depending on the size falsie you get, you can pumpt your breast size up for the evening up to 2-3 cup sizes. And they work pretty convincingly.
I wore them in a strapless wedding party dress, and my boobs looked pretty damn fabulous I have to say! Even though at the time I was only sporting about a size A chest, I looked like I was a modest C bra cup suddenly. Jeez, I didn’t want to take the stupid things off. When I did, it was back to my flat chested reality. That was almost 7 years ago now - my friends have been married for about that time!
Wow, how time flies. But falsies are still around! Actually, I think Victorias Secret is one of the biggest sellers of the false breast inserts. They go under the alias of “inserts” “gel inserts” “cutlets” and “falsies”. I call them “instant cleavage and sex appeal”!
Trump’s Wife Melania Knauss Breasts - Real or Fake?
Donald Trump’s wife Melania Knauss is quite a beauty. She’s got it all, she’s tall, skinny, has pouty lips and a face that will let her get away with anything. And she’s got enormous breasts. Hmm, something doesn’t add up here. Here’s my opinion, and I think few would disagree.
Melania’s breasts are fake. Now, they are absolutely great fake breasts, but nonetheless, you can tell they are fake when she has them pushed up because of their circular rounded shape, a dead giveaway that a women has implants. Of course, they are great breast implants - I think her husband can afford them!
CELEBRITY BREAST POLE : Who’s Got the Best NATURAL Breasts?
We focus so much on which celebs have fake breasts, that we forget to give props to the celebrities that haven’t undergone breast implant surgery (or at least we think - maybe they’re fooling us all!), that have naturally beautiful, full breasts.
Here’s the list:
1.) Halle Berry - Are you surprised? We’ve all seen them. She’s shown her breasts in a couple of movies now, most notoriously a thriller movie that was less than stellar called “Swordfish” and then again in her Oscar winning performance in the tear jerking drama called “Monster’s Ball” with Bill Bob Thornton - oh, who by the way was once married to our #2 pick for best natural celebrity breasts….none other than..
2.) Angelina Jolie - We all love to hate her. Does she have any part of her body that’s not perfect? Unfortunately ladies, hate to break it to you but Angelina Jolie’s breasts are real - they’re 100% natural as far as I can tell. I just can’t figure out how she was blessed with naturally big boobies when the rest of her is bone thin? Nature isn’t so cruel sometimes I guess for people like her that are genetically blessed, huh?
3.) Scarlett Johanssen - This 21 year old actress is such a bombshell in every way. She’s got a pretty small frame, and these big breasts that appear for all intents and purposes to be 100% real. I know, I know, life isn’t fair. How’d she get a gorgeous face, and nice ta ta’s? What the…?
Since I’m running out of time I might have to cut this for-fun list short….oh and I’m hanging by a thread with envy right now too. . We’ll continue our best natural celebrity breasts list next time..
Personal Breast Augmentation Story
I encourage you read this personal breast augmentation story article. It’s good stuff. Shows the process from beginning to end. Very informative if you’re thinking about breast augmentation surgery.
Free Breast Implants!!!! -……………April Fools
Sorry had to pull a lame april fools joke - like you really thought I was serious though. Actually a lot of women search the internet to find out how they can get free breast implants.
Countless radio programs, TV shows, shock jocks around the world and even internet websites offer free breast implants for women who usually have to somehow degrade or embarrass themselves for the right to receive a new pair of free breast implants that they could very well go out and get a line of credit for instead of humiliating themselves. Howard Stern is notorious for giving away free breast implants.
I remember listening to a couple of his shows where girls and women were vying for the free plastic surgery and usually they were either required to get naked somehow or to subject themselves to something really obnoxious or unbearable - basically humiliate themselves publicly and for thousands of people to hear and see (when his E channel show was on at least).
Not sure if Howard is still offering them, but I’ve seen a few smatterings of local radio stations, usually guys trying to be the next Howard Stern, offering free implants for various gratuitous nudity dares and such.
Sorry for the free breast implant april fools, but you know if you’ve read this blog before you can get bigger boobs naturally anyways - if it works for you!
Lindsay Lohans Breasts are Real, and They’re Back
Ever since teen queen actress (although she reportedly hates to be called a teen queen) Lindsay Lohan’s boobs seem to have made a stunning comeback after the 19 year old actress lost almost all of her boobage during an extreme weight loss. Just goes to show, her puppies are real!
There was a lot of speculation whether Lindsay had gotten implants before her bout with the omnipresent phenomena, sudden onset Hollywood anorexia, but those rumors were quickly put to rest once Lindsay lost all of that weight, and along with the weight, her breasts.
Yep girls, when you have real breasts, they do go down as you decrease weight! It’s a dead giveaway that a woman has real breasts!